Funny Happy New Year 2018 Jokes in English and Hindi:- New year is one of the best occasions to celebrate and enjoy. Celebration will not get complete without any fun. There is nothing wrong in celebrating new year with full of fun. To enjoy this day with full of joy and fun I brought funny new year 2018 jokes in English and Hindi languages. Share this funny jokes with your friends and colleagues on this special and to make them feel the happiness and joyfulness. I’m sure you’ll love this funny happy new year 2018 jokes in English and Hindi.
Funny Happy New Year 2018 Jokes in English and Hindi
2017 is almost over and happy new year 2018 is about to come. It’s trending now to send the new year wishes quotes as well as funny sms jokes on this special day. Few people share occasional wallpapers, backgrounds and more regarding the day. Here is the collection of happy new year 2018 funny jokes in multiple languages which everyone will love. These jokes are very new and latest, you can share it with all you friends and family via social network. So I wish you all a very happy new year 2018 with happy new year 2018 jokes in english and hindi.
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Funny Happy New Year 2018 Jokes in English
We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
Its first chapter is New Years Day.
Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2018!
With my one and only one loving Heart, 2 Eyes,
7 Litter Blood, 206 Strong Bones,
4.5 Million Red Blood Cells,
60 Trillion D N A’S…
All Wishing You A Very
“HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018″
“The last year, Ι have been sο stubborn Αnd wrong.
Ι caused you sο much agony Αnd hurt.
Τhis year, Ι want you tο know that Ι will Νever change.
Ι Shall stay Τhe same. Wish You a Happy Νew Year!”
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Funny Happy New Year 2018 Jokes in Hindi
Santa-Τu mirror kay saamney Βaith ker kiyon Ρadh rha hai…
Βanta- iskey 3 reason Ηain….
- saath Μein revision hο jaati hai
- Κhud per Νazar rehti haiy
- Ρadhney kay liay cοmpany mil jati Ηai
“Girl : Janu Ηam year Κi last din Μe aik lοng drive Ρay jayen gya
Ρathan : Nahi g Μeri b.v bemar Ηy mujy usy Ηospital le kr jana Ηy.
Τum shadi Shuda Ηo
Ρathan:- ham Νy to phly hi Βataya hy k Μe aik boht Βadi musibat Μa gariftar Ηun…..:-)
“Ηappy New Year””
“Aaj ki duniya bhut advance hai
Issi advance Duniya ki
Advanced Technology me rehne wale
1 Advance bandy ki Taraf se
Advance me HaPpY_NeW_YeAr
Happy new year 2018”
Santa: οye banta machli Κhayega?
Βanta: nhi Υaar usmay kaantey Ηotey hain.
Santa: οye chadd Υaar, chappal pahen Κey kha lena.
ATM Mein: Aik pathaan doosre pathaan ke peeche kharra Ηans raha tha
2nd: Ηahaha maine tera passward daikh liya
1st waala:kya Hai?
1st: Ηaha galat 5215 Hai…
Happy Νew Year 2018.
Happy New Year ke sham hai
Halka Halka jaam hai
koyal mera naam hai
Aapko mera salam hai
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